Sunday, 31 July 2011

Israeli?





This is a guest post by Amani:


Living in Israel is perhaps one of the greatest riddles I could face in my life. As a Palestinian, Israeli, Muslim, Arab, and myself. What a weird combination right?!! Well, yes, I think that way too. I mean, I know I am a Palestinian, I feel people suffering on the other side of the border, I understand them, and I know what they think and how they think, I identify a lot with many things they express as simple people, and here I am speaking about the people and not the politicians who are not representing even themselves. And I am an Israeli, I live here, I work, study and have some bad stupid Israeli habits, I see things from Israelis perspective. As a Muslim and an Arab woman I also see things from certain perspective and live things according to a certain way because of my Muslim identity.

Yet what's interesting about this combination which I embrace within my identity and personality, is despite the fact that I can accumulate and can gather all of these somehow contradictory titles; I am still struggling to live peacefully, and respectfully in this country. The Israeli government has reached a very dangerous stage where it is driven by a group right wing extremists, spreading hatred, and ciaos all around. The current government rushes to legislate laws to prevent this and that from speaking, or from traveling, or from living in a certain area. It deprives locals from their right to work in certain places, acquire a specific field of specialty, minimizes opportunities, and basically it is constantly closing the faucet in the face of its minorities; which in return maximizes the split between the various heterogeneous sides of the Israeli society.

I believe that difference is a privilege. If the government and policy makers would at some point understand how gifted this country is for its heterogeneity and act in their positions and policy taking according to this understanding; this country would reach far more than now. Because if you look at israel's status in the world, it is perhaps one of the worst, especially starting from the point where Liberman became a minister of exterior. Once the government starts to work on equality among its citizens regardless of race, color, ethnicity or any background; only then it would flourish and lead the world in many areas.

But as a citizen of this county, as someone who sees it following the path of the unknown, I do not see the light at the end of the tunnel. I rather see a dark road with endless thorns hurting everyone trying to walk peacefully in the place which is ironically categorized as democratic!

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Why Peace is Impossible #2671


I have just seen this pessimistic post by Elder of Zion.

As usual when I hear an argument against peace between Israel and Palestine I bow to the truth of the sentiment whilst screaming at the top of my lungs that:

WHILE THIS MAY BE TRUE IT IS ALSO UTTERLY IRRELEVENT!

The point is that WE need to remove ourselves from the West Bank in order to help ourselves. Rather than just throwing our hands up in the air and writing (literally) thousands of posts as to why there will never be peace we should be doing somethign constructive.

The clock is ticking for us now, not because the Palestinians are threatening to go to the UN (mere political theatre) but because as time goes on our political system is becoming more and more out of sync with the wishes of our populace. Ensuring that more people end up living in the West Bank is making it harder at every turn for us to leave.

What Palestinians think and feel is not something that we can control. It is quite simply a battle that we can't win. Shouting at people that we are occupying and saying "hey you must like us and respect us" is a non starter and also an irrelevence.

We need to start concentrating on the things that are good for us rather than on the things we don't like and more importantly can't change.

The Guardian Gets It



I have to say I am very impressed with The Guardian right now!

Comment is Free (CiF) seems to have ditched filler articles bitching about Israel and replaced them with content that actually deals with things that are newsworthy. There hasn't been an a random article about such things as the Israeli theft of Hummus or an olive picking expedition for a long time!

Instead you can go on there and find content about REAL events in the Middle East, they may still be talking shit, but at least they are doing it about important things.

In a way I guess its a testament to the quality of the writers living in Israel that they were even able to get their articles published there in the first place. 

If this continues I may well have to re-consider my previous stance on CiF and start commenting again!

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Iran admits assassinated scientist was nuke expert - Haaretz Daily Newspaper | Israel News

Iran admits assassinated scientist was nuke expert - Haaretz Daily Newspaper | Israel News

The Shadow War

There is bound to be blow back over the consistent delays to the Iranian nuclear programme caused by Israel. There have been assassinations and cyber hacking efforts as well as general sanctions imposed by the United Nations, all of which have served to place pressure on the Iranian regime.

I linked to the recent story in Haaretz about the latest Iranian nuclear scientist to be assassinated and I linked to a very interesting story about the Stuxnet computer virus that found its way into the network used at Iranian nuclear facilities.

Whether these actions are the result of Israeli actions, joint with other countries or occurring entirely without Israeli collaboration is actually irrelevant as long as Iran feels that it is Israel who is behind them. The inevitable fact is that there will be some form of retaliation either form Hezbollah or more directly.

The Sum Total of My Parts...





An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. 


No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. 


We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars.


But we won't. 


And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off...


And so we blog or we make crappy youtube videos or write books or take a shit load of drugs or maybe even a combination of all of the above because deep down we really know the truth of this statement and feel the weight of the undeniable predictability of anonymity that awaits for the rest of our lives!


Enjoy what's waiting for you



Sunday, 24 July 2011

Travel From London to Lebanon to pay homage to Hezbollah


Hat tip to Harry's Place

If you go to the Viva Palestina Arabia website you will see that they sent a special delegation on holiday to Lebanon to pay homage to the super dooper Hezbollah and congratulate them on taking over Lebanon. You know those are the guys sending fighters to Iraq to kill British and American forces there, (at least according to secret US intelligence documents made public by Wikileaks) but then I guess tht really doesn't matter to some people.

On this wonderful holiday you will be treated to a week's worth of study at the highly venerated Summer University of Palestine! At this university you will learn from such celebrated academics as Leila Khaled, oh sorry did I say academics? I meant terrorists of course all she did was hijack a couple of Israeli aircraft in the 1970's does that really count of terrorism? Clearly not if you're a moron.

Other endearing lecturers are a whole retinue of established British based Israel haters, check out the lineup:
Daud Abdullah the deputy head of the Muslim Council of Britain and also a signatory to the
Ghada Karmi
Selma Yaqoob
George Galloway and his sidekick Kevin Ovenden
Tim Llewelyn, the off the rails journalist for whom the media is simply too pro-Israel
Azam Tamimmi the voice of Hamas in the UK
Jeremy Corbyn, naturally an event like this wouldn't be complete without a bona-fide British MP there to give it some respectability.

Harry's Place already pointed this out and have a great breakdown of all the speakers here.


If you're lucky enough to have taken off on this tour already you are lucky enough to be have the:

"special opportunity to hear first hand from those who successfully resisted Israeli occupation and the invasion of 2006, and from the new generation which is leading the struggle to return to their homes."

Good to be back in London!

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Pride and Despair on the Egyptian Border

This is a guest post by Political Consultant and writer Dan Kosky:






I recently returned from army reserve duty on Israel’s border with Egypt armed with plenty of food for thought.  At the same time that the country’s headlines are rightly focused on the long-term implications of the shameful ‘boycott law’ and the Quartet’s failure to reignite Israeli-Palestinian talks, there is an additional time bomb ticking down south.

The Egyptian border is a strange place for a soldier to be. After all, a three decades-old peace deal exists with our southern neighbour and so there is no real enemy to speak of. As a result, we look at their soldiers, they look at us, both counting down the hours of guard duty, drinking coffee to pass the time. Doesn’t sound like a bad way to spend a couple of weeks, right?

But then there’s the real ‘action’. It’s not really the kind of action that soldiers are trained to deal with, but when you’re on the Egyptian border, it keeps you pretty busy. Each night, as darkness falls, groups of refugees from Sudan and Eritrea are preparing to use the cover of darkness to enter Israel. I quickly learnt that it is not only the Jewish people that regard Israel as the ‘promised land’, as it is the destination of choice for many thousands of Africans. My battalion was charged with the task of patrolling around 30km of the 250km-long Egyptian border. Each and every night, we encountered between 25-30 Africans who desperately want to make their lives in Israel. Make no mistake, they really want to be here.

For the refugees of Sudan and Eritrea, there is no luxury of a Nefesh b’Nefesh flight to reach Israel and there is anything but a glitzy welcome. They leave all that they know, to undergo a long, arduous and expensive journey through Egypt, in order to reach the freedom and prosperity that the State of Israel offers, arriving with nothing more than the clothes that they wear. In some cases, they even struggle to manage that, several crossing into Israel without so much as shoes on their feet. Many arrive with awful tales of abuse during their journey, particularly at the hands of their Beduin ‘guides’ in Sinai who are paid to accompany them to the Israeli border. Many reported having handed their ‘guides’ in the region of $2,500 per person, the entire savings of a whole family in the hope of a better life for a loved one. Yet some are imprisoned and held for ransom by their ‘guides’, who hold out for more money from back home. Many of the women arrive in Israel pregnant, having been raped by those that they have entrusted to lead them to freedom.

And so we, the ‘warriors’ of the Israel Defence Force (IDF), stumble across the refugees, who typically wait patiently by the side of the first Israeli road that they see, comforted by the knowledge that they are finally safe. I feel pride that our orders are explicit – once they set foot on Israeli soil, we must give them refuge. I feel pride that the first thing that we do is give them water and any medical attention that they need. I feel pride as an IDF medic helps two badly wounded refugees past the border fence, victims of bored, trigger-happy Egyptian soldiers. They are eventually airlifted to hospital in Beer Sheva. I feel pride in the knowledge that they chose us, the State of Israel and not any other country in this region. Maybe this is what it means to be ‘a light unto the nations’? I think it was Tony Blair who said that you can tell a lot about a country by who wants to get in and who wants to get out. What is happening on the Egyptian border tells me all I need to know about Israel’s role in the Middle East.

But as much as I feel pride, I feel an equal measure of despair at what comes next. What happens once they are in Israel is a disaster, which is not waiting to happen but unfolding before our eyes. The truth is that the Israeli government has no idea what to do with the African refugees. While my battalion picked up 25-30 refugees each night in a 30km stretch of the border, it is safe to assume that hundreds are making their way into Israel on a daily basis. There are certainly thousands arriving every month. So, what happens to them once they arrive?

Within an hour or so of being discovered by the IDF, the refugees are transported on a small bus to a civilian detention centre, where they can spend up to two weeks having their details processed. And then, they are free to go. That’s it. Yes, free to go, usually to the towns and cities which now contain significant African populations such as Eilat, Arad and of course South Tel Aviv. Although I refer to the Africans in Israel as refugees, only a handful are actually granted official refugee status, the rest left in legal limbo. In truth, many of the Africans in Israel are not fleeing for their lives and are simply economic migrants. That’s fine by me, I certainly don’t begrudge anyone who seeks a better life for themselves and their family. If I am honest about it, many Eastern European Jewish families, mine included, left their homes for the USA and the UK at the start of the twentieth century, in order to establish better lives, just as much as they were escaping anti-Semitism.

Of all countries, surely we, the Jewish state should empathise with the plight of refugees and economic migrants? Yet, our government shows no sign of getting to grips with the situation. Perhaps Israel’s leaders never countenanced the possibility that non-Jews would want to live in Israel? Fair enough, but now they do and they are desperate to be here. Now is the time to wake up to reality and to establish a long overdue immigration policy. No country in the world is expected to have an ‘open door’ guaranteeing free entry to all and sundry. But, Israel’s leaders must have a healthy debate in order to create a sensible framework to decide who should stay, what benefits they are due and who should be refused entry.

It has been reported that a greater number of Africans entered Israel last year than olim made aliyah. While the Israeli government rightly pours significant resources into aliyah, barely a shekel is spent on the Africans who are rapidly changing the character of entire under-privileged neighbourhoods and towns. Unsurprisingly, their continued arrival is causing significant tension among the long time residents in these areas. Bad feeling will continue to grow until the government stops burying its head in the sand over the ongoing influx.It is quite simply unsustainable to leave an ever-growing refugee population to their own devices, with only a handful of independent welfare organisations for help.

The government will likely claim that their solution is the continued building of a new, bigger, better border fence with Egypt, at a cost of £232m. Two things struck me, as I watched workmen arrive daily to construct the new barrier. Firstly there is the irony that some of those tasked with building the new fence are the very Sudanese and Eritreans that it is designed to keep out. Secondly, the strident determination of the refugees to reach Israel, which will surely be enough to find their way under, through or round any new border fence.

For sure, the Israeli government has plenty to deal with right now and perhaps few view the non-stop wave of Africans as top priority. But one thing is for sure, unless a long-term plan for non-Jewish immigration is established, it will soon evolve into a crisis issue as the refugees become either a significant burden or a poverty-stricken underclass resented by much of society. Meanwhile, their children attend Israeli schools, learn Hebrew and will soon know no other home other than the Jewish state. It is a combustible mixture, primed to explode. For once, the government must look into the future and prevent disaster, but I am not holding my breath.

The Pigs have taken over the farm!


This is what happens when the pigs take over the farm.

Now those who talk about their love of our country are going to destroy it. Patriotism becomes a weapon with which those who wish to arbitrarily punish people for their views silence opposition.

I am angry, so angry that I went and joined Peace Now's pro boycott page, clearly I am not in favour of boycott but no one is going to tell me or anyone else in my country what they can and cannot believe. You can find the facebook page here.

This God damn Likud government can't be gone soon enough, the Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu didn't even have the balls to be present at the vote himself. For crying out loud, what does that mean when your own Prime Minister doesn't even turn up for a vote of such importance?

It still amazes me that the largest party in the Knesset is sitting in the opposition. Here's what they had to say about the new law:

"Netanyahu has crossed a red line of political foolishness today and national irresponsibility, knowing the meaning of the law and it's severity, while giving in to the extreme right that is taking over the Likkud."

The logic isn't really clear to me, we are going to punish people who want to boycott Israel by allowing the victims of said boycott calls to sue, Ha'aretz put it like this:

"According to newly passed law, a person or an organization calling for the boycott of Israel, including the settlements, can be sued by the boycott's targets without having to prove that they sustained damage. The court will then decide how much compensation is to be paid."

So my own government actually thinks that this is going to in some way help Israel?

In a defence of the new legislation Member of Knesset (MK) Yariv Levin wrote in Y-Net that:

"The law draws a clear line between a legitimate political debate and the exploitation of Israeli democracy in order to undermine the State’s sovereignty, its economy or its academic institutions, whether these are located in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem or Ariel"


I can't believe that this guy really believes that the miniscule boycott represents nothing less than a threat to the State of Israel. By effectively outlawing boycotts Levin and his friends made it 10X stronger overnight, nice one Yariv.

Oi Vay the troubles are only just beginning as this warped mentality takes hold and the rest of us animals are simply going to have to watch from the outside.


Adverts on my blog!!!

You may have noticed that there are now adverts on the blog.

This is all a part of the Marc Goldberg grand plan to make money from my beautiful blog, hopefully they won't change the aesthetic of the blog in a negative way.

Cheers

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

London Calling

For the next 6 weeks I will be back in London.

If you are lucky I will be blogging about a BDS meeting or 2

Monday, 11 July 2011

Shuk H'Carmel

I have been wanting to take some pics of the Shuk (Souk) H'Carmel for a while now and today I took a couple of minutes to capture some of the hustle and bustle. Damn shame I can't capture the sounds and smells too!


















Sunday, 10 July 2011

Alan Senitt



Well boychik?

It's tough to figure out what to say to you after all this time. It's been five years and going on the assumption that heaven is a democracy I am betting that you have gotten yourself elected to angel status after capturing the Jewish vote. I am sure that you would have enlisted some help from Disraeli and Ben Gurion and are plotting your ultimate election to chief angel in charge of party discipline on a pro Israel agenda and blatantly you are already eyeing up the elections slated for the year 3,000 to the top spot itself. By then I'll be up there too, maybe I can give you a hand? Think about it, you don't have to answer for at least 50 years (hopefully).

Everyone down here is doing well, basically everyone is married with kids now and boringly happy. I on the other hand am back in the Holy Land still living pretty much exactly like a student but with more money. I never forgot when you told me that I should take more of a forward role in things, now I am a freelance writer and it's going well.

The memories are flooding back to me now, not chronologically but in a disorganised fashion, one leads to another and then another as15 years worth of memories spin through my mind. From BBYO to university, UJS and onwards to the real world my memory pushes and pulls me.

I remember big dinners at your place in Hendon, I remember meetings in the run up to your election as UJS chair. It's amazing how seriously we all took everything then. Actually it's amazing how you were able to inspire so much confidence from so many people at such a young age. Good for you Al, you never shied away from anything.

I remember when we were kids hanging around in Pinner, when you stared down muggers in Park Royal and when we organised BBYO events together. I remember when you showed me the personal phone numbers of Abu Mazen and Mohammed Dahlan on your mobile. I remember other people's BBQ's where you insisted on doing everything. I remember you repainting your parents house when they went on holiday as a surprise for them when they got back. I remember so many things, I remember sleepovers and parties, election after election and soo many speeches. Points of order and questions from the floor, motion passed motion duly failed.

You were the best friend to so many people and so many people have made a toast to you on this sad anniversary. They weren't sad when they toasted you though, they had smiles on their faces because they were remembering all of the fun that they had with you and all of the good things you did in your all too short time here. They made the toast while sitting together saying to each other "It's what Alan would have wanted!"

You're the man, take it easy up there and try not to take over too quickly.

Those who read this please feel free to share a memory or two of the big guy, even a pic if you can...

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Oh THAT Flotilla


Well supposedly there is a second flotilla on its way to Israel to "break the siege on Gaza". 

This second flotilla has been a mess of problems and has essentially been banned by Greece from leaving port in the direction of Gaza.

It would appear that the Israeli government has learned from the lessons taught so harshly a year ago and has taken to stopping the flotilla before it even sets sail.

This has been a less than successful exercise thus far. It all started to fall apart for the flotilla when the IHH pulled out "for technical reasons". Then there were accusations of sabotage to the ships as the propellers on two of the ships were said to be damaged. Once we get past those we get to the Greek commandos physically boarding vessels attempting to make it to Gaza and turning them back to Greece.

Certainly not working out the way that organisers such as Dror Feiler hoped for.

One thing is certain, occupying the Spanish embassy in Athens is unlikely to help.

When I hear the flotilla activists speak they remind me of a girl I met in Nablus.

We had taken over an apartment while other members of the unit were sweeping through the building opposite. This apartment was perfectly placed for us to provide cover from above. The family who live there had gone to the apartment upstairs and were waiting with friends for us to leave.

We had a view of the building opposite and of the street below. A young woman in her early 20's walked into plain view on the street below with a plastic bag in her hand. She called up to us with tears in her eyes and with an American accent said:

"I have some bread for the family, please just give them some bread!!" 

I was genuinely taken aback by this as the family had plenty of food, we were keeping our rations in their fridge and it was clearly very well stuffed. A family member came down every once in a while to take what they needed. So I looked at my friend and he looked at me, I shouted down,

"It's ok, they don't need any!"

This didn't really have desired affect. Visibly upset she shouted "just let them have some bread you bastards!!" 

In the end we told her to leave the bag by the front door and someone went down, picked it up and gave it to the family. You can imagine that random scene, I can imagine the Palestinian saying

The fact that the family had no need of the bread was utterly irrelevant to this girl, the picture of the situation in her mind was that we were evil men and depriving the family of their food and the truth was utterly irrelevant to her. Similarly the fact that Israel offered to allow the medical supplies into Gaza isn't the point for the flotilla organisers, it's a wonder why they even bother to bring them. 

For them the reality of Gaza is less important than the picture of Gaza they have in their minds. They won't be told otherwise and they will continue with theatrics forever.


Monday, 4 July 2011

The Raid on Entebbe 35 Years Ago Today



It's been 35 years and 2 movies since the Raid on Entebbe put the world on notice that Israeli Special Forces have the capacity to operate just about anywhere and accomplish what was thought to be the impossible.

In a nutshell, terrorists had a plane's worth of hostages stashed away under guard at Entebbe airport and were demanding the release of a long list of gaoled terrorists. The airline was Air France and the French government was all set to capitulate as was the German government. Israel had a better idea.

The whole operation is laid out all over the place online, here is the Wiki entry, here is the BBC 35 years on piece and another great run down here.

The raid was studied by just about every Special Forces unit in the world and proves as the perfect example of the fact that you are only as limited as you think you are.

The 1970's was the heyday of Israeli Special Forces, there were plenty of supposedly impossible missions undertaken in order to ensure Israel's security and avenge attacks on Israelis.

The situation then was different to the situation now. Then Israel had only enemies and was facing sustained rocket attack in the North that makes Sderot look good. The motto was always Ein Brera (no choice) and it dominated the thinking of the military and the political establishments. Then there were many hostages, now we are haunted by just one.

Now, 35 years on from Entebbe, it is time to reflect on what the same military commanders that we had then would do in today's situation. With Gilad Shalit being held by Hamas I always wondered why there was never a rescue attempt. The rational reason is because there is no intelligence as to where he's being held. So another question comes up, why is there no intelligence? This isn't the Israeli military establishment that I know.

Dan Shomron, Yoni Netanyahu, Raful Eitan would not have sat idly by and watched this negotiation unfold, they would have consistently pressed for a rescue attempt.

Were we back in the "good old days" Gilad wouldn't have been left to rot so nearby (presumably he's still in Gaza). We lost the decent Netanyahu brother at Entebbe but none of those who were rescued nor Israel entire will ever forget his sacrifice, now it's time to find and rescue Gilad.

A Little Brit Controversial



This is a guest post from Debbie Lightman over at Mother Bloggin Guiltwith all the talk about circumcision these days she has an interesting take on the matter:

I’ve recently joined Twitter, in an attempt to re-connect with the outside world and get a moment’s break from my two small children. It seems I’m not the only one on a break, because a throw-away ‘tweet’ can spark a nation-wide outcry in a matter of minutes.

Take for example Hollywood star Russell Crowe, admitting to his 250,000 followers that he thought male circumcision was ‘barbaric and stupid.’ In 140 characters, he managed to make instant headlines and offend Jews and Muslims across the globe. Doh!

I wasn't offended. Because if I’m honest, I kind of see where he’s coming from. I have to admit, I felt embarrassed telling my friends who aren’t Jewish that I was having my son circumcised, because in their position, I think I would probably frown on it too…

I didn’t officially know that I was pregnant with a boy. However, the 20 week scan photo left little to imagination and let’s just say, our unborn child’s gender was staring us and everyone else who saw the picture, right in the face. Poor sod, everyone had already seen his bits and he hadn’t even left the womb.

But that was nothing compared to what he exposed three weeks after his birth, when The Boy was guest of honour at his first Jew Do. Unbeknownst to him, this ‘welcome to the world party’ was actually his circumcision, otherwise known as a Brit. Before he’d had a chance to smell the smoked salmon bagels, my little boy was whisked away from me and ushered through a heaving crowd of relatives, to meet the deceptively friendly looking mohel. All comfy on a pillow on his grandfather’s lap and dosed up with kosher wine, my perfect and probably drunk son, was then clamped, sliced and deprived of the ‘unjewish’ part of his manhood, while upstairs, all I could do was listen out for the scream.

Ok, maybe I’m making it out to be more gruesome than it is. The actual circumcision is quick and relatively risk free. The mohel is a qualified doctor. Every day, people are circumcised the world over for either religious or health reasons. There are even health benefits that it can lower the risks of contracting HIV and penile cancer. But as a mother, when you’ve just given birth to a perfect baby and your natural instinct is to protect your child from harm, sitting back while your child is mutilated, with your full consent, is heart-breaking, devastating, fury-inducing and you feel like you’ve failed as a parent, before you’ve even begun.

I felt angry and cheated. I refused to speak to any of the guests that had packed out the downstairs of our house and stayed upstairs with The Boy until everyone had left. In my hormonal state, my family and closest friends had become a jeering crowd at an execution, rather than well-wishers at what is effectively a baby-naming ceremony - when the baby’s Hebrew name is revealed and his covenant with G-d sealed. To be honest, all that lovely traditional stuff was lost in my desire to snatch my son back and run for the hills…or the nearest hospital.

But you know what? He got over it. We got over it. Everything was fine…eventually. But why do it in the first place? For my husband and me at the time, it was just something that our parents expected. The question was not, “will your son be circumcised?” It was “when’s the Brit, because you know I need to order the Danish pastries?” Any worries and doubts I expressed to my dad, were quashed with “well it didn’t do me any harm,” which is a conversation you don’t really want to pursue..

Because no one seemed to question the ethics of circumcising their sons, I convinced myself and my husband that it must be ok, like losing a fingernail maybe (except less likely to grow back).

So I think the most shocking part came when the mohel first removed the bloody dressing, to reveal something that resembled a cocktail sausage dyed an unappetising shade of purple. We then had to check on the sausage every half an hour, dress it with a Vaseline soaked gauze and wrap it up in two nappies. In shock and not quite sure what to do with ourselves, or our son, we did what any new parent does when left alone with their newborn. We sat him next to a toy monkey, whipped out the camera and took some snaps of him with his wine-soaked finger, for the family album. Well it was done now, wasn’t it!

Because at the end of the day, if you make the decision to bring your son up as a Jew, you’ve just got to accept certain things – a) they’re probably going to be short and eventually balding, b) they’re going to aspire to be a doctor, lawyer or accountant c) they’re expected to be circumcised.

After all, yes maybe it hurts for an instant, but that’s nothing compared to the teasing our son would receive from his Jewish friends for his extra packaging – how to make (an already ginger) child feel self-conscious! Then there’s how he’d feel if he took a nice Jewish girl upstairs one day (she’d be back downstairs in an instant.) And if he chooses to follow the religious route, we’d have let him down by not forging his physical bond with The Lord a bit sooner. Then if he chose to have the adult procedure, he’d probably need a little more than a sip of wine to numb the pain. 

Yes, I wish the initiation into male Jewish life was simply a bottle of chicken soup and a scolding from their future mother-in-law, but then I didn’t’ make the rules.

Thankfully, our second child was a girl.

Sunday, 3 July 2011

Haneen Zoabi



Haneen (Hanin) Zoabi is a member of Knesset for the Balad Party here in Israel.

She is the first woman ever elected to the Knesset for an Arab Party and pretty much spends her time campaigning against the State of Israel. She considers herself to be a Palestinian rather than an Israeli as is in line with her party.

One of the ways she did so was by sailing on the convoy that attempted to "break the siege on Gaza" that included the ship the Mavi Mamara.

Most recently she has posten an article in the Guardian's Comment is Free section defending the notorious racist Shaikh Raed Salah and alleging that in arresting him the UK has fallen into an "Israeli trap". I am not going to deal with her article here as Mark Gardener at The CST in London has done a very extensive job already here.

Her stance is the perfect case study for looking at the way that Israel's Arab politicians view their identities here in Israel. On the one hand Zoabi sits in the Knesset, she is in fact a lawmaker in the very country whose laws she claims are racist against her. Consistently attacking the country within which she lives she also owes all of her success in life to Israel.

From her university education which includes a BA from the University of Haifa in Philosophy and Psychology and an MA in Communication from the Hebrew University to her job working as a schools inspector for the Ministry of Education to the establishment of NGO l'lam which she co-founded. Needless to say these are not things that a black woman in South Africa during Apartheid would have been able to do. That really is a big point, Zoabi's success is down to her own hard work within a system that holds dear that fact that by right Zoabi can do as she wishes. This is not something that she needs to be eternally grateful for nor is it something she needs to acknowledge for it is her right to do all of these things without anyone asking about her religious beliefs or ethnicity.

In an interview with The New Statesman Zoabi states that "We didn't migrate to Israel, Israel migrated to us." She is absolutely right of course, the state of Israel came along and within its borders were several hundred thousand Arabs. The righteousness of her statement doesn't change its lack of relevance to us here now in 2011 and here is the weakness in Zoabi's arguments against the State of Israel.

By saying that there should be one state here in Israel incorporating everyone between the Med and the Jordan River Zoabi is presuming to be able to speak for all Palestinian Arabs and what they want, whilst simultaneously ignoring the wishes of her own electorate here in Israel. Furthermore by refusing to accept the State of Israel and attempting to discredit it at every turn she does, in fact, discredit herself. Is not the state Zoabi attacks the same state of which she is a lawmaker? The state she attacks produced her and continues to be governed by her, she attacks Israel constantly but has never threatened to resign her position in disgust at its policies in fact by sitting in the Knesset she bears responsibility for the policies that the state adopts.

Ultimately she has every right to continue attacking the state for what she appears as the wrongs that it inflicts on others but what she should be doing is asking herself if all of the campaigning she's doing has made the lives of her constituents better or worse.

Saturday, 2 July 2011

Water Fight on Rabin Square!!!

On my way back into the "Normal" Tel Aviv I bumped into a massive water fight!!!

No one complained about me taking pictures of them at this place.



People had taken over the water fountain in front of the municipality building on Rabin Square.